meladoodle:

australiansanta:

australiansanta:

what type of rock is a really good friend

an opal

rocks will be your only friends if you ever use this joke

marcrussometal:

cyalen:

a book fountain in Budapest

this is one of the coolest fountains I’ve ever seen

no-husbands-and-wives:

REASONS WHY AQUAMAN SUCKS 

alt-j:

music was a good idea thank u humans who made music a thing

reichenballs:

innercheeseburger:

miaman:

shadzu:

freyjas:

Can we just calm down and stop talking about how Doctor Who has changed for a moment to appreciate how Matt has changed?

where’d his eyebrows go

HE HAD EYEBROWS?

#what the hell #that’s news to me #holy shit he had eyebrows

h3rmitsunited:

belbet:

kimjongthrilla:

logicadinfinitum:

so ijust realised something

plastic donasours, right

plastic is made of oil

which comed from

DINOSAIRS

plastic dinosaurs are made of irl dinosaurs

i…

science has definitely come too far

how did you manage to spell dinosaurs differently 3 times

fennecs:

if you’re gonna put music on during sex make sure it’s a live album so people clap for you every five minutes

iygrittenothing:

ryuyosei:

killipan-jones:

purrim:

purrim:

why are blonde jokes so short?

so men can remember them

this took an unexpected turn

Not if you just asked for directions.

oldprickbitches:

Omfg I was sitting in a room with a bunch of my aunts, uncles and cousins and my grandma had this weird smile on her face so I asked her what was up and she just looked at me and said “everyone in this house is alive thanks to my vagina”

michaelpalin:

a plus-side to being my friend is that you can come to my house in your pajamas and i will not judge you because i will also be in my pajamas

aelx:

emmathurbad:

wastetheday:

“I’m trying to take a picture, not make a Disney film.”

omg

Jesus Christ.

weareallportionsforfoxes:

Danny Phantom: the man of several good comebacks.

theperksofstayinggold:

This is so perfect