what type of rock is a really good friend
rocks will be your only friends if you ever use this joke
a book fountain in Budapest
this is one of the coolest fountains I’ve ever seen
REASONS WHY AQUAMAN SUCKS
music was a good idea thank u humans who made music a thing
Can we just calm down and stop talking about how Doctor Who has changed for a moment to appreciate how Matt has changed?
where’d his eyebrows go
HE HAD EYEBROWS?
so ijust realised something
plastic donasours, right
plastic is made of oil
which comed from
plastic dinosaurs are made of irl dinosaurs
science has definitely come too far
how did you manage to spell dinosaurs differently 3 times
if you’re gonna put music on during sex make sure it’s a live album so people clap for you every five minutes
why are blonde jokes so short?
so men can remember them
this took an unexpected turn
Not if you just asked for directions.
Omfg I was sitting in a room with a bunch of my aunts, uncles and cousins and my grandma had this weird smile on her face so I asked her what was up and she just looked at me and said “everyone in this house is alive thanks to my vagina”
a plus-side to being my friend is that you can come to my house in your pajamas and i will not judge you because i will also be in my pajamas
“I’m trying to take a picture, not make a Disney film.”
Danny Phantom: the man of several good comebacks.
This is so perfect